Jump on The BandWagon 4

[randombob666]

he puls off his shoe to revel(though his webbed toes that he is actualy a member of s-club 7.

S-club girl- Ha fooled you withe the old shoe discuise. This movie will be the perfect promo for my band , like Hard Dya's Night for the nineties!

Dwarf- Firstly it's no longer the nineties secondly that would have been spice world.

Ed - All this industry shit is losing sight of my no budget vision .

S-club girl-- but...

Ed - anyway this is not a film about a musician.

-Close up of script on table- title reads 'Elton Jonh shits on roadkill'

Ed- come on Dwarf let us leave the studio system and realise my true vision with no-budget.

Ed and Dwarf walkout the office into the corridoor, the continue on thier way out of the studio through the backlot. They are disheartened,

Ed- without studio backing we'll never get a main star, one that can act but is not just a manufactured product, just as they think all is lost they bump into.....

[Chance1234]

80's singing sensation and 50's wannabe shakin stevens

[randombob666]

quick as a flash they bundle him into a bin liner and each grap one end, they run towards ...

[Chance1234]

Sexy ethels Suspenders Bar,

[ninjamonkie]

[closeup of the dwarfs ass (it's really moist)] Ed tries to suck the moisture, chokes on it, and survives. Nah, he dies. Then he resurrects and disappears (so he can't resurrect again).
Right next to the bar is "the pub", a small pub (d?h). The dwarf, with a dry ass walks in.
The dwarf sees some guy reading posts at eXposure's 'Guerilla Film-Maker's Forum, then the guy replies (but he doesn't really answer anything).
Will Smith walks in! Dancing gay as hell (i love that guy!)
"I doneed insurance,
cuz i'm from tha ghetto, illy philly......

[randombob666]

Dwarf looks deaply upset at the death of his friend,

Dwarf- Dammit I will honour his name by completing my film.

Sudddenly ed appears round the corner dragging what appears to be a dead twin.

ED- We switched shoes at the production office. HE looked just like me but realy I am still alive,no whats this about you stealing my ideas?

Ed breaks a glass bottle and approached dwarf with his new found weapon, He screams "I will....

[shirt]

use this broken bottle's jagged edges to cut out fingertips, so we can blood brothers... you in?

Dwarf - Am I in... Do fish swim?

Ed - HEY! Rethorical Anecdote... we could use that in our film!

Ed and Dwarf slit fingertips, mash hands together and become blood brothers. Then they both look towards Ed's dead twin...

Dwarf - What are we going to with him?

Ed - Ah, leave him for the vultures.

Ed and Dwarf walk away. We see the dead body in the background get swarmed by a bunch of men in suits... Ed and Dwarf turn around...

Dwarf - I thought you said vultures?

Ed - It's the Baldwin Brothers... same thing.

The men leave the pub, but as they exit they run into an old fat bum...

[ninjamonkie]

Smith, take you dwarfie - to be my wife! Ed/Will takes off his mask, and shows that he is really wearing the dwarf's shoes. Then the REAL Ed comes (!) out from the dwarf's body. His upper body was hidden in the dwarf's dick, and his shoes were imitating the dwarf which was actually only a costume, and more a midget than a dwarf. Since those shoes were small like chinese women's used to be, Ed can no longer walk like a normal human being. That's good tho, cause the dwarf doesn't want him to be able to walk far away from him - to go and write useless posts at a pub when he should be thinking about what he's gonna write in his next post.

[wageslave]

you are a prat ninjamonkie.
get a life.